"What the hell is the Master's Project?"

RAW DATA

Founder: Ralph Jorline M. Chua
Vice Presdent: Erico Jhan DF. Fernandez Ong
Vice-Vice President: Romando Angelo Ricardo B. Garcia
Time founded: February 19,2007

Original Mortal Enemy: Brother Michael Rafael Bulan
Original Reason of Existence: To "IN YOUR FACE!!!" brother Mike and his perfectionism.
Original Organization which controls it: The Society of First Companions

New Mortal Enemy: Masses done like crap, and as well as any new "evil" moderators.
New Reason of Existence: Greatly increase the quality of Mass Service, and serve as an eye-opening organization for appreciation of the Liturgy.
New Organization which controls it: none.

BACKGROUND STORY

*clears throat*

In the Beginning, God created the universe.... oh wait... we're going too far back....

*clears throat again*

Once upon a time, during the lowest point of SFC's activity in a years, Brother Mike, the new moderator, assigned Ralph Chua of Brebeuf to take care of the Family Day Mass. Since there were parents who will watch, it was supposed to be an excellent one.
Realizing the opportunity to increase the SFC's influence, Ralph decided to sacrifice three academic afternoons (exams were fast approaching that time, btw) to train the servers. This was rarely done. Since a short, two-hour practice was the usual method. The practice was strict, and it was a great improvement from previous masses.

The Family Day Came, and the mass went very smoothly, with only ONE SMALL MISTAKE BY THE THURIFER. After the mass, I congratulated the servers for what I judged as a job well done.... but here comes Brother Mike...

BROTHER MIKE'S GOD-FORSAKEN SPEECH (SUMMARIZED)
"SFC,...Andami nyong mali!.... Inexcuse kayo sa klase ng TATLONG ARAW ngunit pangit pa rin talaga ang labas!"
*he continues ranting about how lousy SFC has been. there was NOT A SINGLE WORD OF THANKS for our hard work.*

From here.... Ralph and his friends were greatly dissapointed... then quiet anger soon formed in their minds..."

The quote... "THAT DAMNED PERFECTIONIST!!... WE'LL SHOW HIM!!......SOMEDAY..." was heard.

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Bloopers during the Practices

1. During Practice in Tumaga Chapel...

Ralph <acting as priest> :"May the Lord be with..."

*THE MICROPHONE BREAKS*

Ralph: "... Oh ****!"

Spartan Masters: "Halaaa! LAGOT NA!!!"

*Bro Richard hears it from inside the CM office and soon comes in*

Bro Richard (shocked): ANO NANGYARI SA MIKE???!!!

Ralph (to servers): "Gentlemen, we just got officially SCREWED."

2. During Practice in La Purisim Chapel...
Chapel (CM) Officer: "Ok, fine. I will allow you servers to practices as long as you TAKE EXTRA CARE OF THE MASS MATERIALS."

*30 SECONDS LATER*

Server: "RALPH! THE BOAT FELL and BROKE!!!" (Incense holder)

Ralph: *Slaps palm in face*

*idea pops in head*

Ralph: "EVERYONE!!! QUICKLY RETURN THE MASS MATERIALS TO THE SACRISTY!!!"

*The Servers moved with lightspeed to return all the materials!*

Patrick Realiza (former SFC president, who was just passing by): "K lang yan Ralph, nangyayari tlga yan."

3. During Practices up the 5 floor highschool ramp
Ralph: "Ok, continue the march till we reach the rooftop! We must perfect the entrance procession!"
Server: "Master Yuri! (I hate that name) There's a security guard approaching!"
Ralph: "Fine, let him come... okay this time, make the march slower, so it will look like we're really practicing.."

*Security Guard Comes*

Security Guard: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? Go down already! It's already late!!!

Ralph: "Whatever you say, guard."
"Brothers , let us go down CALMLY"

*The Servers go down calmly*

*but as we loose sight of the guard....*

Server: "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

*The Fastest Grand Prix Racing between altar servers commences!!*

Operation: IN YOUR FACE!

RAW DATA

Version History:
Operation: "IN YOUR FACE!" was first named Operation: "IN YOUR FACE, BM!" (Standing for Brother Mike), but soon changed to protect the Operation's secrecy.
Operation: "IN YOUR FACE!" is now more formally known as Operation: Master's Mass I.
Main Operation: Make an excellent Graduation Mass
Servers: SPARTAN MASTERS.
Mission: TO MAKE BRO MIKE EAT HIS WORDS!!!
Origins: After being angered by Bro Mike... Ralph, Angelo, and EJ organized a "quiet revolt" and recruited 12 very dedicate altar servers to practice hard to show Bro Mike the "most perfect and flawless mass ever known to man". The Message we wanted to deliver was: "IN YOUR FACE, BROTHER MIKE!!!"
Trivia: The "IN YOUR FACE" mass was (in)famously known for "Illegal practices" (practices without permission nor supervision from Brother Mike, the Campus Ministry Office or any supervising authorities) and for almost outrageous additions to the liturgy to simply enhance the quality of service.