Thursday, April 19, 2007

Bloopers during the Practices

1. During Practice in Tumaga Chapel...

Ralph <acting as priest> :"May the Lord be with..."

*THE MICROPHONE BREAKS*

Ralph: "... Oh ****!"

Spartan Masters: "Halaaa! LAGOT NA!!!"

*Bro Richard hears it from inside the CM office and soon comes in*

Bro Richard (shocked): ANO NANGYARI SA MIKE???!!!

Ralph (to servers): "Gentlemen, we just got officially SCREWED."

2. During Practice in La Purisim Chapel...
Chapel (CM) Officer
: "Ok, fine. I will allow you servers to practices as long as you TAKE EXTRA CARE OF THE MASS MATERIALS."

*30 SECONDS LATER*

Server: "RALPH! THE BOAT FELL and BROKE!!!" (Incense holder)

Ralph: *Slaps palm in face*

*idea pops in head*

Ralph: "EVERYONE!!! QUICKLY RETURN THE MASS MATERIALS TO THE SACRISTY!!!"

*The Servers moved with lightspeed to return all the materials!*

Patrick Realiza (former SFC president, who was just passing by): "K lang yan Ralph, nangyayari tlga yan."

3. During Practices up the 5 floor highschool ramp
Ralph:
"Ok, continue the march till we reach the rooftop! We must perfect the entrance procession!"
Server: "Master Yuri! (I hate that name) There's a security guard approaching!"
Ralph: "Fine, let him come... okay this time, make the march slower, so it will look like we're really practicing.."

*Security Guard Comes*

Security Guard: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? Go down already! It's already late!!!

Ralph: "Whatever you say, guard."
"Brothers , let us go down CALMLY"

*The Servers go down calmly*


*but as we loose sight of the guard....*

Server: "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

*The Fastest Grand Prix Racing between altar servers commences!!*



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