1. During Practice in Tumaga Chapel...
Ralph <acting as priest>
Ralph: "... Oh ****!"
Spartan Masters: "Halaaa! LAGOT NA!!!"
*Bro Richard hears it from inside the CM office and soon comes in*
Bro Richard (shocked): ANO NANGYARI SA MIKE???!!!
Ralph (to servers): "Gentlemen, we just got officially SCREWED."
2. During Practice in La Purisim Chapel...
Chapel (CM) Officer: "Ok, fine. I will allow you servers to practices as long as you TAKE EXTRA CARE OF THE MASS MATERIALS."
*30 SECONDS LATER*
Server: "RALPH! THE BOAT FELL and BROKE!!!" (Incense holder)
Ralph: *Slaps palm in face*
*idea pops in head*
Ralph: "EVERYONE!!! QUICKLY RETURN THE MASS MATERIALS TO THE SACRISTY!!!"
*The Servers moved with lightspeed to return all the materials!*
Patrick Realiza (former SFC president, who was just passing by): "K lang yan Ralph, nangyayari tlga yan."
3. During Practices up the 5 floor highschool ramp
Ralph: "Ok, continue the march till we reach the rooftop! We must perfect the entrance procession!"
Server: "Master Yuri! (I hate that name) There's a security guard approaching!"
Ralph: "Fine, let him come... okay this time, make the march slower, so it will look like we're really practicing.."
*Security Guard Comes*
Security Guard: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? Go down already! It's already late!!!
Ralph: "Whatever you say, guard."
"Brothers
*The Servers go down calmly*
*but as we loose sight of the guard....*
Server: "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"
*The Fastest Grand Prix Racing between altar servers commences!!*
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