RAW DATA
Founder: Ralph Jorline M. Chua
Vice Presdent: Erico Jhan DF. Fernandez Ong
Vice-Vice President: Romando Angelo Ricardo B. Garcia
Time founded: February 19,2007
Original Mortal Enemy: Brother Michael Rafael Bulan
Original Reason of Existence: To "IN YOUR FACE!!!" brother Mike and his perfectionism.
Original Organization which controls it: The Society of First Companions
New Mortal Enemy: Masses done like crap, and as well as any new "evil" moderators.
New Reason of Existence: Greatly increase the quality of Mass Service, and serve as an eye-opening organization for appreciation of the Liturgy.
New Organization which controls it: none.
BACKGROUND STORY
*clears throat*
In the Beginning, God created the universe.... oh wait... we're going too far back....
*clears throat again*
Once upon a time, during the lowest point of SFC's activity in a years, Brother Mike, the new moderator, assigned Ralph Chua of Brebeuf to take care of the Family Day Mass. Since there were parents who will watch, it was supposed to be an excellent one.
Realizing the opportunity to increase the SFC's influence, Ralph decided to sacrifice three academic afternoons (exams were fast approaching that time, btw) to train the servers. This was rarely done. Since a short, two-hour practice was the usual method. The practice was strict, and it was a great improvement from previous masses.
The Family Day Came, and the mass went very smoothly, with only ONE SMALL MISTAKE BY THE THURIFER. After the mass, I congratulated the servers for what I judged as a job well done.... but here comes Brother Mike...
BROTHER MIKE'S GOD-FORSAKEN SPEECH (SUMMARIZED)
"SFC,...Andami nyong mali!.... Inexcuse kayo sa klase ng TATLONG ARAW ngunit pangit pa rin talaga ang labas!"
*he continues ranting about how lousy SFC has been. there was NOT A SINGLE WORD OF THANKS for our hard work.*
From here.... Ralph and his friends were greatly dissapointed... then quiet anger soon formed in their minds..."
The quote... "THAT DAMNED PERFECTIONIST!!... WE'LL SHOW HIM!!......SOMEDAY..." was heard.
1 comment:
nise ralph!
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